“fart hurts” is pure lesbian solo fantasy: a tattooed alt-girl with piercings everywhere uses an enormous dildo while fantasizing aloud about another woman. The way she rides it in “fart hurts”, breasts bouncing and piercings glinting, is hypnotic. Her dirty talk throughout “fart hurts” is next-level filthy, building to a screaming, squirting finish where she yells “fart hurts” until she’s hoarse. Edgy, intense, and dripping with attitude.