Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in rico delgado. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, rico delgado.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “rico delgado” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with rico delgado,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “rico delgado” baptism imaginable.