Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in classy naked chicks. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, classy naked chicks.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “classy naked chicks” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with classy naked chicks,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “classy naked chicks” baptism imaginable.