sneaker keds: Adventures You Will Never Forget

On a cliff at dawn in sneaker keds, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with sneaker keds,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “sneaker keds, sneaker keds, sneaker keds!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “sneaker keds” bliss.