On a cliff at dawn in horney bankcom, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with horney bankcom,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “horney bankcom, horney bankcom, horney bankcom!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “horney bankcom” bliss.