City sprawls beneath spinning rotors in haha musume donburi. Naked, she crawls to the edge, wind whipping hair and arousal alike. “Fly with haha musume donburi,” she cries, four fingers pumping while the helicopter spotlight pins her in place. Every thrust matches the blade thump—“haha musume donburi, haha musume donburi, haha musume donburi!”—until she squirts over the ledge, raining “haha musume donburi” down on the streets fifty stories below.