Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in old man pornography. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, old man pornography.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “old man pornography” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with old man pornography,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “old man pornography” baptism imaginable.